Legendarne Teme: Štetje do 1000

za bolš pregled pejmo tko da prepišeš tist k un prej napiše in dodaš v svoj reply, pa še svoje tri besede.

primer:

pižer kadi travo,(ud drucga 3 besede zej) marihuano, in cannabis.(zej pa ud ta tretga 3 besede).
Na enmu drugmu forumu smo se to šli pa evo kvaj nastal

Once upon a time raph ate a giant box of marbles and spat them out at Warrior's face like a gun. "What The Fuck?" said Warrior as He was riding the disneyland carousel. Unexpectedly; Emp Died In a train as a stowaway, from super aids that kill any kind of gerbil in the land of Jedi Academy. Anthony then farted which had soon exploded in Crazy's face the explosion blasted Knox's Map into 1000 fuzzy hippo's. Then the Ayl's server started to have sithcouncilv2 on his server (hint hint) "Three words only...." yelled God to people who can't breath liquid cheetos. The liquid cheetos soon began heating up and bubbling up to his eyes while Ninja flew across the room and landed on his /wrist. Emp became The-Invisible-God-Duelest. Later-on Emp Died. Chills ran up the horizontal choo-choo of Spammers head which was shaped like spam cans that could run homeless Cuban children around the golden torture execution chamber which Pastry built as Emp's shrine which spontaneously combusted into a flaming bright spear of more zeph-pwning pastries! They all failed. "I LOVE LESBIANS BYAHHHH!!" Yelled the one nacho supreme gerbil who's king of The BYAHH! people and the flying drunken monkey sloths in a round circle jerk orgy at a beerfest during the monthly gerbil alter sacraficings for the lord Vlad Tepes Dracula. Dracula liked to eat my shorts filled with gerbils. While Raven was being potty trained to fight robot poo poo pants he suddenly shat his pants and got killed by a DUCK wearing a tux and I Want the trix rabbit to stop shooting. "Shirt is cool," a false statement, because he's noobish and haxed the EJK dueling tourny where knox could've taken last place and still beat Emp and Ayl but not Ninja because he used haxs to do damage to Emp which caused a forfiet of Knox making everyone very happy. After the awsomely giant party Emp was too Drunk even to lose any duel except against Level 100 Ayl bots that shot lasers from their anus at a speed uncomprehendable to man. Suddenly out of the ordinary emerges a pink banana split that kills bunnies and Ayl bots, but not Emp; cuz he's dead like Raph too, but more dead. Shirt, cold, spammer died viciously by Rem's Saber. Rem did suicide later-on. When all was lost because he drank the Kool-Aid, A Giant Panda then grabbed Raph and ate shirt while ripping raph's prized maccaroni picture. Then pizer stabbed the little shit, popping a cap and busting a move on Raven, while ydfa'ing Raph. Then Everyone Died,leaving Pizer his little sister to protect herslef from evil. Gemini her name is not. Shirt was in love with this girl, born a boy, named Raphael. Meaning she's hermampherdite, and/or hating shirt. Haji considers her very attractive because YOU'RE ALL DOUCHEBAGS, which arrouses Raph. Jealousy over comes the fight for cheap, sleazy hookers and very big, pink and vibrating Tickle-me Elmo dolls with lazer vision, miniguns and ECM's engulfed with hatred and red hair-dyed grenades full of thanksgiving turkey from The Salvation Army which has made hippos all fuzzy and are 83% dead. I think Pizer is asexual flying pig with the ability to make hippos fuzzy. Meanwhile, premiscuous walruses were listening to Metallica, Megadeth, Pantera, and Hanson while clubbing seal hunters played with dolls and G-I Joes while making cuddly-like dooms day weapons like Paris Hilton's funny looking birth-mark,strange looking hippos-that-are-really-fuzzy exploded out of their poor toys that are just filled up with beetle juice and waterfalls of caramel, fire breathing geese and pink ponies on Emp's ranch, and fuzzy-looking hippos became a fad that everyone enjoyed. Pastry's non-gg-having ass used to drive-meh-nuts, said an insane, monkey humping boy who threw a hugh jass fart with a melon? No a turtle! Then Oni appeared and got shot. Warrious realizing he forgot to call his mom, He cried DADDY!!! But his daddy died by oni's sword of light! Then Oni said praise the lord knox and his sisters pink thongs! Then he drank away his scars with an olive and some peroxide with a side of curly fries then code looked like a giant as Oni unsheathed his veteran vibrator then code killed a murdered joke with a spoon and a bowl with sharp edges, melons, apples, bananas, a wizard, and spammers poopy smelling table named Ronald who liked fries and booty two shoes with codes pimp cane and eye patch which pwnz all of shirt's sox. Which shirt turned into pet cats and blew snot in Raph's gernal which had a mispelled word in another foreign language like cold-blood's strange sensational fondue cookings and ramen noodles which tasted funny and this is made of dynamite full of fuzzy-hippos. So then shirt washed his ass with acidic porcupines and cauliflower paper planes with manbearpig and fred fredburger while eating a special spoon flavored mashed potatoes and drunken monkeys with sharp claws capable of apocalyptic stuff n' junk like beatle juice and DiSarrono-on-the-rocks. 3 hours later A dude said "DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR! GIVE-A-ME A SLICE APIZZA!!!





pa 147 =P

pizer wrote:

za bolš pregled pejmo tko da prepišeš tist k un prej napiše in dodaš v svoj reply, pa še svoje tri besede.

primer:

pižer kadi travo,(ud drucga 3 besede zej) marihuano, in cannabis.(zej pa ud ta tretga 3 besede).
Na enmu drugmu forumu smo se to šli pa evo kvaj nastal

Once upon a time raph ate a giant box of marbles and spat them out at Warrior's face like a gun. "What The Fuck?" said Warrior as He was riding the disneyland carousel. Unexpectedly; Emp Died In a train as a stowaway, from super aids that kill any kind of gerbil in the land of Jedi Academy. Anthony then farted which had soon exploded in Crazy's face the explosion blasted Knox's Map into 1000 fuzzy hippo's. Then the Ayl's server started to have sithcouncilv2 on his server (hint hint) "Three words only...." yelled God to people who can't breath liquid cheetos. The liquid cheetos soon began heating up and bubbling up to his eyes while Ninja flew across the room and landed on his /wrist. Emp became The-Invisible-God-Duelest. Later-on Emp Died. Chills ran up the horizontal choo-choo of Spammers head which was shaped like spam cans that could run homeless Cuban children around the golden torture execution chamber which Pastry built as Emp's shrine which spontaneously combusted into a flaming bright spear of more zeph-pwning pastries! They all failed. "I LOVE LESBIANS BYAHHHH!!" Yelled the one nacho supreme gerbil who's king of The BYAHH! people and the flying drunken monkey sloths in a round circle jerk orgy at a beerfest during the monthly gerbil alter sacraficings for the lord Vlad Tepes Dracula. Dracula liked to eat my shorts filled with gerbils. While Raven was being potty trained to fight robot poo poo pants he suddenly shat his pants and got killed by a DUCK wearing a tux and I Want the trix rabbit to stop shooting. "Shirt is cool," a false statement, because he's noobish and haxed the EJK dueling tourny where knox could've taken last place and still beat Emp and Ayl but not Ninja because he used haxs to do damage to Emp which caused a forfiet of Knox making everyone very happy. After the awsomely giant party Emp was too Drunk even to lose any duel except against Level 100 Ayl bots that shot lasers from their anus at a speed uncomprehendable to man. Suddenly out of the ordinary emerges a pink banana split that kills bunnies and Ayl bots, but not Emp; cuz he's dead like Raph too, but more dead. Shirt, cold, spammer died viciously by Rem's Saber. Rem did suicide later-on. When all was lost because he drank the Kool-Aid, A Giant Panda then grabbed Raph and ate shirt while ripping raph's prized maccaroni picture. Then pizer stabbed the little shit, popping a cap and busting a move on Raven, while ydfa'ing Raph. Then Everyone Died,leaving Pizer his little sister to protect herslef from evil. Gemini her name is not. Shirt was in love with this girl, born a boy, named Raphael. Meaning she's hermampherdite, and/or hating shirt. Haji considers her very attractive because YOU'RE ALL DOUCHEBAGS, which arrouses Raph. Jealousy over comes the fight for cheap, sleazy hookers and very big, pink and vibrating Tickle-me Elmo dolls with lazer vision, miniguns and ECM's engulfed with hatred and red hair-dyed grenades full of thanksgiving turkey from The Salvation Army which has made hippos all fuzzy and are 83% dead. I think Pizer is asexual flying pig with the ability to make hippos fuzzy. Meanwhile, premiscuous walruses were listening to Metallica, Megadeth, Pantera, and Hanson while clubbing seal hunters played with dolls and G-I Joes while making cuddly-like dooms day weapons like Paris Hilton's funny looking birth-mark,strange looking hippos-that-are-really-fuzzy exploded out of their poor toys that are just filled up with beetle juice and waterfalls of caramel, fire breathing geese and pink ponies on Emp's ranch, and fuzzy-looking hippos became a fad that everyone enjoyed. Pastry's non-gg-having ass used to drive-meh-nuts, said an insane, monkey humping boy who threw a hugh jass fart with a melon? No a turtle! Then Oni appeared and got shot. Warrious realizing he forgot to call his mom, He cried DADDY!!! But his daddy died by oni's sword of light! Then Oni said praise the lord knox and his sisters pink thongs! Then he drank away his scars with an olive and some peroxide with a side of curly fries then code looked like a giant as Oni unsheathed his veteran vibrator then code killed a murdered joke with a spoon and a bowl with sharp edges, melons, apples, bananas, a wizard, and spammers poopy smelling table named Ronald who liked fries and booty two shoes with codes pimp cane and eye patch which pwnz all of shirt's sox. Which shirt turned into pet cats and blew snot in Raph's gernal which had a mispelled word in another foreign language like cold-blood's strange sensational fondue cookings and ramen noodles which tasted funny and this is made of dynamite full of fuzzy-hippos. So then shirt washed his ass with acidic porcupines and cauliflower paper planes with manbearpig and fred fredburger while eating a special spoon flavored mashed potatoes and drunken monkeys with sharp claws capable of apocalyptic stuff n' junk like beatle juice and DiSarrono-on-the-rocks. 3 hours later A dude said "DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR! GIVE-A-ME A SLICE APIZZA!!!





pa 147 =P

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omg

ko smo si šli na rwc-ju sm si shranu, ker mi je blo dost smešn...tole je nastal:

Živela je ena punca, katera se je registrirala na rwc forumu. In, ker ni prebrala pravil jo je Cifra benal in konec je zgodbe. Vendar jo je po mesecu dni odbenau in zgodba se lahko nadaljuje. Seveda si je spremenila nick v 'sexy boy', in pod krinko dodala Sodnika na msn, in izkazalo se je v bistvu da je sodnik kebab zamaskiran v ljubeèega otroka, ki je napolnjen z pudingom, namesto možganov, ampak sodnik je še kar naprej v mamini majci okol šmeko, saj so štrample postale prevelike za našega junaka Franceljna, ki je veselo skakljal po trati z
štruco kruha, saj je ravno bil namenjen deflorirati lokalnega backa. Uglavnim, to štruco je namazu z evrokremom in pojedu. Pol pa je kar naenkrat iz gozda pritekla èreda ovc, za njimi pa Luxer, ki je
bil obleèen v rdeèo kapico. Luxer se spotakne ko leti dol iz hriba in se brez zadržkov zaradi principa neusmiljeno zaleti v najveèjo skalo in se ubije. Skoraj smo že mislili da se je res ubiu, vendar ga je Sodnik pozdraviu z umetnim dihanjem. Nakar Vid opazi da je teèen ker kar naprej omenja Sodnika, zato kar naenkrat pride Luke Skywalker z sablo v roki in ga Vidu potisne v njegovo pièko. Nakar se izkaže da je njegova pièka pravzaprav Mc Roki. Vendar Vidu to ugaja ker je to edini
pameten del njegovega telesa. Nato se Vid nasmehne Mc Rokiju in odide. Kasneje tega dne je bila v Ljubljani žurka kjer so vrteli komad Mc Roki - Napake. In potem Vida in Mc Rokija nikoli veè ne vidimo, saj je naslednji prizor iz domišljije krvavega kolobarja, to je slika božièka, ki z jelenom ima veèerjo. In pod mizo se skrivajo palèki ki tuhtajo kako bi prišli do vampov in benali Cifro in Èikija in bi s tem prevzeli nadzor nad RWC-jem. Prišli bi v prvo moštvo v ligi NBA, in iz lige nba bi vrgli Kopitarja. Vendar jih je Yao Ming potisnil vse v danko. Nato pojedel še debelega Krofa. Ampak Krof se je upiral in upiral, dokler ni nazadje premagal velikih ust, zato Krof se je razpizdil in je šel k Bušu, da bi zaplet rešil demokratièno. Vendar je v igro prišel Osama in v tangicah prestregel atomsko bombo iz Sev. Koreje, ki je bila dejansko napoljena z špansko muhco in nato negdo zrihta špansko muhco ker je WoLLf na vlk potrebn ko zajc. Vendar na žalost Mohorko ukrade to muhco in zato WoLLf pofuka use moške u razredu ker je peder. Ampak nekaj, ker so gej-teme že bile v zgodbi preidimo na drugo temo, ki je Rapporta pripravilo do nespametne izjave, kajti rekel je "rad bi videl Metoda nazga"; vendar je biu teroristièni napad izveden na Mohorkota, ker je vidu nazga Metoda ta pa ni meu kurca. Zato je obrezani Metod šel do Luxerja po nasvet, ta pa mu je dejal: 'sine. zdaj vidiš kak se jaz poèutim.'

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omg...kdaj ste se to šli ? v smeteh najbrž...tja pa res nikol ne gledam ker ste smotani kake mate

aumo zej uno mojo zaèel al...... 149

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draw

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Lol, koje zgodbice vi ven spravite

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http://www.85flash.com/Get/xiangguantietu/2006-2-15/161742705.htm

Kaj Se mogoèe komu sanja kje bi se lahko to doblo:D?

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kaj to lajtsejbere ?

al misliš da ti izgleda vse tak ko sw ?

to je aurora torej ?
neki patch za windows al kaj

hmm

Quote :

Requirements: Alienware's Star Wars Edition PC

torej ni šans ...pol mormo kupit take kompe....smao po moje so ziher kreki tudi...

http://www.alienware.com/Starwars_Pages/teaser.aspx

evo veè info tukaj....

pa to da je vse SW.
To bi takoj mela

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ja saj pravim...obavi so od Alienware kompjuter pa bo....saj isti šit stanejo ko compaqeovi

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mal bi blo za pogledat po emule ali kakšni taki stvari, zihr se da dobit.

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anyone?

morm spet inštalirat emule pa te scene...

sem gledala sam nisem dobila.

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eh bedno...morm se malo poglobit...ziher obstajjo kje še kake take varijante

eh...
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mayè zmedena

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krepitev možganskih celic z acidno kislino!

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en dva tri, en dva tri

Luxer wrote:

mayè zmedena

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grr, ta tema je dolgoèasna. naj nekdo zaène kako dobro debato ali pa vice piše:P

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prie turek pa mu reèe slovenec: naj mu en kebab nekdo vrže

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pride babica v trgovino pa reèe naj ji dajo kruh. reèe prodajalec kakega èrnega al belega? pa reèe babica: saj je vseeno tak sem z biciklom!